Pregnancy Guides: Book Reviews

Not all pregnancy guides are the same (probably why there are approximately a million of them), and most people will tell you to pick up one of these two: Mayo Clinic Guide to a Healthy Pregnancy or What to Expect When You're Expecting. Overachieving, anal retentive, Type A information monger that I am, I read them both (as well as a few more of the million offered).

I spend entirely too much time reading books on pregnancy and babies, and not nearly enough combing through my InStyle magazines- look at the sacrifices I'm already making for my son, right? So, if you notice that I'm starting to dress like a complete tool, shove my stockpile of InStyles in my face and tell me to get back at it.

If these are the unofficial textbooks for pregnancy, then I'd classify WTEWYE as the middle school version (hey, those girls get knocked up, too) and MCGTAHP as the appropriate choice for a high school honors class (possibly geekier and less likely to need the book, but at least it's there). They both have good things to offer and will appeal to different people, but I prefer Mayo overall.

As you might expect, this guide has a far more clinical/scientific approach. It's informative and detailed, perhaps to the point of being dry, but an excellent reference tool for pregnancy and beyond. You'll find week by week details on what's happening with baby, your body, what symptoms warrant a call to your OB, things to discuss at upcoming appointments and a wealth of information on labor and delivery. I also happen to trust an actual medical guide more than a book with a cartoon drawing of some chick in boot cut jeans and ugly boots on the cover (send my InStyle stack her way first, please).
Rating: 3 Stars


Just because I'm pregnant, I'm not suddenly stupid and incapable of understanding three syllable words- at least that's how this book made me feel at times. Strangely, the thing people most often complain about with this book is what I actually DID like: it gives you the worst case scenario of every symptom and side effect you'd never otherwise consider. My inner alarmist was overjoyed! I guess I just don't scare that easily and would rather know what I might be in for? The illustrations are terrible, the organization weak, and it was lacking the more scientific content on a developing baby that I was hoping to find.
Rating: 1 star

Belly Laughs by Jenny McCarthy- Book Review

Dear Jenny McCarthy,

You own me $9.32, roughly 3 hours of my life, and 10 IQ points.

You can thank my wise husband for his Amazon Prime membership, or you'd owe me more than that. Seriously, I can't believe I wasted my time on this book. Who are all these people who loved it? Why did they find it so funny and informative? Me thinks they ain't so bright.

I think I laughed out loud once or twice, but given my level of sleep deprivation, this isn't all that impressive. You know who I think might like this book? A pregnant 16 year old who is clueless about pregnancy, or a woman who has exactly zero friends who've given birth to a child. I wouldn't consider myself a pregnancy or childbirth expert by any means, but none of the great revelations in this book were news to me.

::gasp:: Do people really drop a #2 on the table when delivering a baby?! Why, yes. Yes, they do. It's not all that uncommon, and people are paid to clean that up and take it away (reason #873 why I'm not a nurse).

::gasp::You get cellulite, stretch marks, acne, gas, and hemorrhoids?! Well, yes. If you're lucky, not all 5. But there are plenty of non-preggos who have all 5 already. It's called life.

::sigh:: I'm too fat for thongs, too gassy for proper socialization....waaa waaa waaa.

Enough. I wanted to poke my eyes out, but I perservered and read till the end. I should have cut my losses at 2 hours in. Stick to talking about autism, Jenny; I actually like you then.

Rating: 1 star.