All That Beefaroni I've Been Craving?

Yeah, this is what is does to you. To be fair, I'm certain there's a subtantial amount of ice cream and Cheetos in there, as well as a smidge of baby. I think the last time was this soft was in the late college days of pounding down a large Papa John's with pepperoni (extra garlic butter sauce, please) at 3am. Three times a week. For an entire year. Ah, the good old days.

12 weeks

Roses: I can still button my skinny jeans!

Thorns: They are a new pair I just bought in a size up from the pair I bought 4 short months ago.







13 Weeks

Aaaand this will be the last time you get to see me with my shirt up, unless I end up being one of those ginormo pregasaurs who is still cute at the end, and I can't resist showing you the belly.*

*This will not happen if I have an outie or one of those lines...what are they called? (note to self: check Mayo book on that again...linea negra? That sounds wrong....)

Oh, and I'm getting love handles. No one told me about that. Thanks a lot.